Outside the pearly gates of heaven, the angel asks the man, "To Heaven or Hell?" The man asks to see both locations before deciding.
They first visit Hell and the man can't believe his eyes. Rows upon rows of beautiful, luscious marijuana plants extend as far as the eye can see. A rolling paper factory produces a variety of different papers with no lack of supply.
Excited the man turns to the angel and exclaims, "If this is hell, I don't need to see heaven!" The angel nods.
The man walks up to the plants and selects a nug of quality top shelf weed he could only have dreamed to see while alive and spends time carefully choosing the perfect paper. He rolls himself a nice long joint, one of the best he had ever rolled.
He stops a young man passing in front of him and asks "Excuse me, have you got a lighter?" The young man laughs, "If we had fire, this would be heaven!"